Friday, 17 August 2018

NATAS Fair






                                                         东方美人茶






















Wednesday, 15 August 2018

开心笑一下


A drunkard walking in the street is approached at 3am by the police. 
The policeman asks, “Where are you going at this hour?”
The drunkard answers: - “I am going to attend a conference on alcohol abuse and its lethal effects on the body, its bad example for children, the harmful consequences for the family, the problem it causes to the family economy, in addition to being an absolute irresponsibility.”
*The surprised policeman says: Really ??? And who will give this lecture at this time of night?
“My wife , as soon as I get home! ”






*最優秀的老婆会为你牺牲*

先生病臥在床上 .. 
老婆 : 「要喝水嗎?」
老公搖頭說不渴 .. 
老婆 : 「要吃水果嗎」
老公搖頭不想吃 .. 
老婆見老公這也搖頭,那也搖頭於是說:「那我給你找個小三好嗎?」
老公的心在顫抖,略為發抖的說:「老婆,我真的可以嗎?」
老婆似笑非笑的說:「你這老頭,跟你那麼久,我會不明白你的心意?快穿好衣服,穿輕便一點,這樣比較好辦事~
老公:「我 ..
老公很久沒有那麼手腳靈活了,一下子就穿好了。老婆開車載老公到處找,左拐右彎到了一個山口。
這時老婆給老公一根拐杖和一瓶水,說道:「這是附近最小的山,我給你找到了小山,慢慢爬,相信爬完後你身體會好很多~快去爬

【爬山有益健康】


东海岸公园的海獭及翠鸟

今天中午在东海岸公园的海滩,看到这四只海獭。第一次在公园里遇到它们,有点兴奋。