Friday 27 April 2018
Thursday 26 April 2018
轻松一下
Here is a joke to lighten up your
day
A Priest dies and is waiting in
line at Heaven's Gate.
Ahead of him is a guy,
fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and
jeans.
God to the guy :
'' Who Are You....???? ''
Guy :
'' I am Udupi -Mangalore Express
Bus driver.....!!!! ''
God : Take this Gold robe &
enter kingdom of heaven.
God to the Priest : Who Are
You.....???? ''
Priest : I am a priest &
spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God :
'' Take this cotton Robe and
enter heaven......!!!! ''
Priest :
'' God, how come that foul
mouthed, rash driver gets a Gold &
I spent all my life preaching
Good, get Cotton......!!!!! ''
God :
"Results, my son,
Results......
While you Preached,
People Slept,
When he drove,
People Really Prayed.......''
"It's Performance, Not
Position That Counts.....!!!!!! ”
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