Monday, 12 July 2021

苦中作乐


 


















Have a good laugh n blessed week ahead ! 
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Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking" )

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come ???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" )

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak )

This one is classic !!
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 


 *Always be positive even in difficult situations* 

 Me : “Our dog is very clever. At seven o’ clock every morning he brings us the newspaper.”

My friend : “But lots of dogs do that!”

Me : “I know – but we don’t subscribe to any newspaper!”








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