解颐小品

剛出嫁的女兒打電話給媽媽問番茄炒蛋是怎麼個做法？

媽媽說很簡單，放三個雞蛋和二個番茄炒炒就行了。

女兒邊做邊錄視頻給媽媽看......

媽媽說 : "非常好，妳就慢慢炒着，我血壓有點高了，讓我去躺一下....." 

Newly married daughter called her mother asking how to cook scrambled eggs with tomatoes?

 Her mother says it's very simple, three eggs and two tomatoes stir fry together. 

She Recorded video for mother to see how she fried  ... ... 

mother says: very good, you fry them slowly, my blood pressure was a little high, so I want to lie down for a while..... 😳 😂 😭

LTA wanted to buy new trains. They went to China to source thinking they should be cheaper there. They found one n ask the manufacturer, 'What would happen if the trains are faulty?'

The manufacturer quietly pointed to the only sign in English that read,

'GUARANTEE NO SPOIL'

Feeling assured, they bought the trains. Now the trains give problem. LTA quickly returned to the manufacturer and asked for a refund or an exchange. When the manufacturer refused to give either, LTA pointed to the sign assuring a guarantee.

The manufacturer then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.

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"Where can I get this new slimming product called ‪*Brexit‬*  ?

I heard it helps you drop a lot of pounds." 

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A:  “你住哪里？”
B：“我告诉你一个秘密，我住在香港后面。”
A：“o，Hongkong Street 吗？”
B：”不，是后港。”