开心一笑

 昨天在店內一邊吃雞翅一邊用手機看股票。

一個乞丐進來乞討，我給他一塊雞翅後繼續看股票。

 乞丐啃著雞翅沒走，也在一旁看著，

他說：

“長期均線黃金交叉，

KDJ數值底部反復鈍化，

MACD底背離，能量潮喇叭口擴大，這股要漲了..”

我驚詫地問:

“這個你也懂?”

乞丐說:

“不懂?我會有今天?”

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动物的牢骚话:

（1）袋鼠：唉，兜里没钱，口袋再大也还是鼠。

（2）老鼠：唉，成天为了点吃喝担惊受怕，能不老吗？

（3）鱼：打死我也不上网 。

（4）乌贼：妈的，满肚子墨水居然还是贼。

（5）刺猬：真想感受一下与别人拥抱的滋味。

（6）母鸡：人们为什么不要我们搞计划生育？

（7）奶牛：这么多人喝我的乳汁，却没有一个人叫我“妈”。

（8）蚊子：能让人类为我们鼓掌，死也值得！
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Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

(This is called "Positive Thinking" )

                        

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet.

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" )

A Man wrote to A Bank...

"My Cheque was returned with remark

'Insufficient funds'.

I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak )