夫妻冷幽默

•   A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

       The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”

•  A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?  Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.

•  Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?

        Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.

•  A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.

•  Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all  day.

        Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could   
        have a new one every day !

• Husband to wife –Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
• Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you.