开心一下

CNY is coming up soon. There will be lots of eating and drinking. A friend introduced me a type of weight loss plaster. Just need to paste it. Very effective. The whole treatment is 7 days. Can lose up to 10kg weight. And it is not expensive. So I asked where do I paste the plaster? 

He said at the mouth.😷

President Elect Trump and the China man

Trump  walked into a restaurant in New York. As soon as he entered, he  noticed a China man sitting in the corner. 

So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in 

this restaurant, except that yellow China guy over there!"

So the waiter collected the money from Trump and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except 

the China man.

However, instead of becoming upset, the China man simply looked up at Trump and shouted, "Thank you!" 

That infuriated Trump.

 So once again, Trump took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional

 food for everyone in this bar, except for that yellow guy sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected 

the money from Trump and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the China man.  

When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the China man

 simply smiled at Trump and shouted, "Thank you!"

That made Trump even more furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, "What is wrong with

that China man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except him, but instead of becoming angry,

he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' 

“Is he mad???" The waiter smiled at Trump and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of this restaurant.

May your enemies work unknowingly in your favour.