Thursday, 29 December 2016

Sentences of 1 to 10

Ah Huat (Singaporean) and an Englishman were asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
The Englishman tried very hard but could not do it. Then the Englishman turned to Ah Huat and very confidently said, "If I cannot do this, I am very sure that this would be way beyond your ability."
Ah Huat thought for a while and this is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.  But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
The Englishman fainted!      
( Even an Englishman can't construct sentences using numerics. This ability is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans! )


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