In a Nursery School Canteen, a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples".
Moral: NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!.
KID: "Why some of your hair are white Dad?"
DAD: "Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white ….."
KID: "Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white….."
Moral: Don’t be over smart ..
Child : "Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?"
Mummy: "Because he speak only truth."
Child: "Now I understood why ladies have long hair...."
TEACHER: Bunyau, go to the map and find North America .
Bunyau: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: Mujab, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
MUJAB: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Jedun,, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Jedun : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Jedun : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Bunyau, what is the chemical formula for water?
Bunyau : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Bunyau : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Jegit , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Jegit : Me !
TEACHER: Jugau , why do you always get so dirty?
Jugau : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Bunyau, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
BUNYAU: I is...
TEACHER: No, Bunyau...... always say, 'I am.'
BUNYAU: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Sundun, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
SUNDUN: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
TEACHER: Now, Jegit , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
JEGIT: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Mujab, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
MUJAB : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Bunyau, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Bunyau : A teacher