Tuesday 30 June 2015

夏日解颐小品



In a Nursery School Canteen, a basket of apples with a notice written over it: 
"Do not take more than one, God is watching" 
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates.  A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples".

Moral: NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!. 

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KID: "Why some of your hair are white Dad?" 
DAD: "Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white ….."
KID: "Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white….."

Moral: Don’t be over smart ..

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Child : "Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?"
Mummy: "Because he speak only truth."
Child: "Now I understood why ladies have long hair...."

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TEACHER:    Bunyau,  go to the map and find North America . 
Bunyau:         Here it is. 
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS:         Bunyau. 
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TEACHER:    Mujab, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
MUJAB:          You told me to do it without using the tables. 
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TEACHER:  Jedun,, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
Jedun :      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
Jedun :       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
(I  Love this child) 
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TEACHER:   Bunyau, what is the chemical formula for water? 
Bunyau :     H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 
Bunyau :    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER:   Jegit , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
Jegit :       Me ! 
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TEACHER:   Jugau , why do you always get so dirty?         
Jugau :     Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Bunyau, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 
BUNYAU:         I  is... 
TEACHER:     No, Bunyau...... always say, 'I  am.' 
BUNYAU:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'       
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Sundun, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
SUNDUN:          Because George still had  the axe in his hand......     
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TEACHER:    Now, Jegit , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
JEGIT:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:       Mujab, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 
MUJAB   :         No sir, It's the same dog.     
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 
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TEACHER:   Bunyau, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

Bunyau :     A teacher 




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