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老祖宗的話兌現了：
1.現在日子好了，天天像過年，所以叫:度日如年。
2.買東西不用拿鈔票，手機掃掃就行，所以叫:身無分文。
3.工資每月按時入卡，所以叫:坐以待幣。
4.現在家家住著水泥樓房，所以叫:房無片瓦。
5.現在大家四處旅遊，所以叫:居無定所。
6.領導上班一杯茶，年薪卻可買輛車，所以叫:杯水車薪。
7.只讀書有文憑還不夠，為了進步還要送禮，所以叫:知書達禮。
8.現在生活離不開手機，必須隨身帶，所以叫:機不可失！
9.退休了，要幫助兒女看護孫子孫女了，所以叫：孝子賢孫。
今日狀態古人早有定論，佩服！
哈哈哈~
笑笑有益健康
天天健康開心
A teacher walked into class and found his chair hanging from the ceiling.
He glanced at the students, smiled, and without a word, went to the board and wrote:
Test – 15 minutes | 30 marks
Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters. (1 mark)
Q2. Find the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, showing your work. (1 mark)
Q3. Name the student who hung the chair—and everyone who helped. (28 marks)
Lesson learned: never prank a teacher with a marker in hand.
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店主自己都說不好喝，那當然沒人光顧喔
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