Chinese brain

Mathematician:
How do you write 4 in between 5?
 
Indian:
Is this a joke?
 
Japanese:
Impossible!
 
American:
The question's all wrong!
 
British:

It's not found on the Internet.

And the Chinese:
F(IV)E
 
This is the reason Chinese are everywhere in the world:
In finance, business, medicine, engineering....
anything to do with using both sides of the brain.