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Ah Beng jokes...

Ah Beng standing below a light with open mouth.

Why?        

Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!'  😃

On a romantic date, Ah Beng' 's gf asked him:

'Darling, On our engagement will you give me a ring?'

He said: 'Sure, What's your phone no.?'   😀

Ah Beng found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What will come first, chicken or egg?

He replied, what ever u order first will come first.

😀

A Teacher told all her students to write an essay about a cricket match.

All the students got busy writing except Ah Beng. 

He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'    😀

Ah Beng & wife bought coffee at a shop.

Ah Beng drank it quickly before it got cold.

His wife ask why did he drink it so fast?

Ah Beng: Hot coffee cost $5 & cold cost $10.

😀

What happens when Ah Beng's wife delivers twins???? 

He did not sleep d whole night thinking who is the father of the second child. 😝

Manager asked Ah Beng at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 

Ah Beng replied: 

P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

😃

After returning from a foreign trip,  Ah Beng asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! But Why?

Ah Beng: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

😁😉

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?

Ah Beng: it's simple. I will stop my Imagination!!!

😝😜

Ah Beng enquired about his bill from his mobile provider, How much?

Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill status.

Ah Beng: Stupid! not my CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL.

😝😁

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"

Ah Beng: "All are born on government holidays..!

😭😂

Sir: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?

Ah Beng: The color of an orange is Orange, but the color of an Apple is not APPLE

😜😝